02

Jun

He an animal in dem breeches. Raaaawr.

18th Century leopard skin breeches.

He an animal in dem breeches. Raaaawr.

18th Century leopard skin breeches.

09

May

The Japanese denim angel of my dreams.

Make it in denim! 1970s kimono pattern.

The Japanese denim angel of my dreams.

Make it in denim! 1970s kimono pattern.

28

Feb

Identity crisis.
Overall-suit. Modern hipster.

Identity crisis.

Overall-suit. Modern hipster.

Skinned a faux-bear, man style.
Joe Namath, 1970s.

Skinned a faux-bear, man style.

Joe Namath, 1970s.

07

Feb

Hemingway would have punched you in the face. 
1970s men’s fashion ad. Bellbottoms. 

Hemingway would have punched you in the face. 

1970s men’s fashion ad. Bellbottoms. 

Don’t judge. She just wants to daaaance.
Late ’70s, early ’80s. Unitard with heels.

Don’t judge. She just wants to daaaance.

Late ’70s, early ’80s. Unitard with heels.

29

Dec

Gotta catch ‘em all.
Pokémon platform shoes.

Gotta catch ‘em all.

Pokémon platform shoes.

27

Dec

Hope your Christmas wasn’t as scary as this family’s.

Hope your Christmas wasn’t as scary as this family’s.

25

Dec

Merry Christmas from Je ne sais whaaat?!?!
Christmas Tree Queen, traumatizing kids since 1982. 

Merry Christmas from Je ne sais whaaat?!?!

Christmas Tree Queen, traumatizing kids since 1982. 

24

Dec

On the twelfth day of Christmas…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!
How you doin’?

On the twelfth day of Christmas…

Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!

How you doin’?

On the twelfth day of Christmas…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!
Respect the sweater vest.

On the twelfth day of Christmas…

Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!

Respect the sweater vest.

On the twelfth day of Christmas…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!
Merry Chickenmas. 

On the twelfth day of Christmas…

Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Chickenmas. 

On the twelfth day of Christmas…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!
Thinking of you this holiday season.

On the twelfth day of Christmas…

Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking of you this holiday season.

On the twelfth day of Christmas…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!
Holiday spirit, slightly distorted. 

On the twelfth day of Christmas…

Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!

Holiday spirit, slightly distorted. 

On the twelfth day of Christmas…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!
For unto us a reindeer’s born. 

On the twelfth day of Christmas…

Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!!!!!!!!

For unto us a reindeer’s born.