28
Feb
Skinned a faux-bear, man style.
Joe Namath, 1970s.
07
Feb
Hemingway would have punched you in the face.
1970s men’s fashion ad. Bellbottoms.
17
Dec
On the fifth day of Christmas…
It would be easier to just hang a sign that says “I’ve given up.”
Reindeer necktie.
On the fifth day of Christmas…
These men really know how to cut loose.
Christmas neckties.
01
Dec
Classing up the barbecue.
Men’s aprons. 1970s.
11
Nov
Warning: Sudden movements could have you singing soprano.
Not to be worn while hailing a cab, doing the wave, or during enthusiastic high-fives.
Manitard. Shirt-suit, 1970s.
19
Sep
“Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.” - Ivana Trump
Portrait of a Venetian Nobleman, 1510. Vittore Carpaccio.
03
Sep
After a few 7-Ups, traditional towels prove just too tricky for some.
Budweiser and 7-Up terry wraps. Note “Due to state laws, Budweiser Terry-go-round not for sale in the state of Alabama or Virginia.” 1970s.
22
Aug
When you want the smarmy look of a turtleneck, without any of the functional benefits.
Turtleneck dickey, 1960s.
I didn’t think anything could be worse than that ’70s chest hair, but then you walked in in that turtleneck.
Turtleneck and denim suit, 1970s.
13
Aug
When turtlenecks attack.
Louis Vuitton. Print ad, Fall 2012.
25
Jul
Tired of your sweater falling down?!? Just belt it!
Belted sweaters in a variety of styles. Advertisement, 1970s.
Kickin’ it in style. Flattering AND practical.
Martial arts jeans with crotch gusset. Advertisement, 1970s.
Lace and feathers and bows, oh my.
Andries Stilte as a Standard Bearer by Johannes Cornelisz Verspronck, Dutch 1640.
(National Gallery of Art)
21
Jul
Classic movie mash-up, Aladdin meets Fight Club.
Yohji Yamamoto. Menswear, Spring 2013.
